December 2011
42 posts
November 2011
40 posts
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Omgggggggggggggggggggggg
- Mom: Did you buy porn with my credit card?....
- Me: What? No!
- Mom: It says "CINEMA" or something for "$10.75" and another transaction that says "09/29/11 P.ORN AND BEV $8.99" You had my card that day.
- Me: ... I WAS AT THE MOVIES. I BOUGHT POPCORN. POP. CORN. OMG.
- Mom: Oh what did you watch?
- Me: Puss in Boots.
- Mom: Pussy in what?
- Me: ... BYE.